LHC is in the hizzouuuuuuse!

Ok, be warned! This is extremely bad and pathetic. …which of course, makes it extremely funny! The group working on the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, which is due to be turned on tomorrow, created a “music” video celebrating their new artifact. Fears that the LHC will generate a quantum black hole which will immediately consume the planet sending all to the abyss beyond the event horizon are completely unwarrented, however everyone should fear this video! Its far more hideous than any possible creation of the device.